...guys mind if I end Becoming a Princess's Love with how it is? I've been stuck with this chapter for a year now and I can't seem to finish it. I'm sorry if any of you guys liked that story...it turns out I'm not really good at writing Flashlight.

Okay, so you know how I said a new chapter would be up by today?

...Yeah, see; my tablet - which I do most of my writing on, as it's portable and has a really neat fold-out keyboard - was just doing its thing, being all manufactured by Apple and sleek and whatever, and I was writing the chapter, when I hit the 'Save' button.
And you know how, when you hit the 'Save' button, FimFiction goes "Oh hey, let me keep those changes for you."?

...Well, it didn't do that.

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Yay or Nay? Your choice.

WARNING: the image you see may damage your screen. Have a spare screen at the ready, JIC.

Get your very own level 100 Jirachi from the Mystery Gift section of your Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire copies in an event going on RIGHT NOW! I got my own just a few minutes ago (careful nature, likes to thrash about), so to those of you who have ORAS, go get your very own Jirachi right now!

Until then!

So i realize that my next blog post was supposed to be about wednesday and my hilarious bronycon hijinx. You'll probably still be getting those, don't worry - I have at least part of it typed out. But, since I'm in a rather emotional mood, I figured that I'd interject with something rather different first.

Note that "emotional" doesn't mean "bad emotional," because it isn't. Quite the contrary.

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I know you’re expecting this blog post to be some witty statement about a story I’m reading, or a cryptic reference to some unknown April Fools’ prank.

But that’s just it, I don’t have one.

Let me explain.

I had a 7-point April Fools’ setup for this Monday. I was so hyped up for it. I realized I had two emails, so I decided to create a troll account that seemed completely legit. It was called P1NKB0T.

Guess who never read the rules.

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Also because bus companies suck in several different ways I'm trapped in Arizona until 2:00 p.m. tomorrow

Anyway Latrans is really cool

Tonight's an UBER night for me. But I have gotten some good writin' and doodlin' done!

Drew the sirens. Basically Sonata being a stereotype in a wet see-thru dress and getting yelled at by the other two. I'd show you the sketch, but NSFW due to nips. I'll actually color this one, so it'll pop up on derpi soon enough. Also wrote some more Horsedong words! Chapter 2 is sitting at 3500+ words at the moment and I think that'll hit 5K easy peasy. Have a sneak peek:

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Chapter's getting closer to done. Just hit nearly 7k. Not done yet due to me having a few more scenes but like I can see the end of the chapter. I can see three to four more large sections and maybe some shorter ones. I'm unsure about that but it might reach the dreaded 10k plus easily.

I'd love releasing these chapters faster but I kind of can't due to size but oh boy would I want to.

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Heya to the like 2 people who actually care,

First off, I was way overly confident that the name "Legions of Cooled Steam" would actually stick, I put it into the last blog post. That was stupid. It's a horrible name. Like, cringeworthy bad.

Thus I'm not going to fully commit to a title till I get that initial set of 4 chapters out, but rest assured I do have a better one picked out now.

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If you thought I was going to talk about why I wanted to do this, then you were mistaken. I'm just doing it because I darn well feel like it.

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*opens the fridge the seventh time in an hour*

Brain: “No, close it. Close. It. You aren’t hungry. You are just bored.”

Me: “But...food...”

Brain: “NO.”

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I'll be a year older in less than four hours when the clock strikes twelve. As shitty as this year has been, it seems to have gone by quick. In hindsight, that is. I guess going through the motions of life without much thought tends to speed up time. The days kinda start to blur together after a while, and suddenly I find myself getting older.

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I...do not like sandwiches.

I don't even eat them, at all. I won't even eat a slice of bread with butter and jam. Only bread-based thing I'll eat is toast or a breville.

This is an odd story that still doesn't make any sense to me, but it's short, so I'll get on with it. As with another personal hate of mine, this story stems from my time in primary school.

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Child of Harmony has fanart! It's amazing I'm screaming internally! It's made by ekdeans and I still can't get over the fact I have fanart of one of my stories now it's so weird thank you so much

Was browsing "that" part of YouTube while on break between shifts when I saw/heard something that made me giggle like a loon.

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"Ooh, you're pretty mad, aren't you? I bet you want nothing more than to put me in my place now." Flim's horn glowed green, and the balls rolled toward the edge of the counter, closer to Spike. "Well, come now, little dragon. If honor be the stakes, then surely you have what it takes? Overcome the terrors of Sharpshard Mountain, or live forever with the shame of letting your lady friend be insulted by carnival folk!"

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I saw The Suicide Squad recently. It was pretty good. But it got me thinking: looked at from a film-history perspective, the DCEU is just the weirdest fucking thing. Seriously, look at it:

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